Dog SCORE 81
Roses are red, I need to practice my vows SCORE 58
I take them all. SCORE 136
He protec SCORE 113
This is not the place for such things… SCORE 45
Not again! SCORE 70
My boyfriend is selling his truck on OfferUp and this kid asked him if he could pay to borrow it for his prom night. I thought it was adorable. SCORE 103
When you send a good joke on Messenger SCORE 81
Mom Said It Is My Turn On The Xbox SCORE 75
Took pot brownies to work today. HR loved it. SCORE 127
Genius you say? SCORE 113
Teen Girl Squad cosplay SCORE 93
BAD rock! Down boy! SCORE 79
The economy is doing great! SCORE 58
THE BOAR HAS REPRODUCED SCORE 122
You mess with my cats, you mess with me. SCORE 81
Wish me luck! SCORE 90
sigh SCORE 84
Thanks honey.. SCORE 81
Joyous Easter SCORE 48
I bought her the ice cream, obviously. SCORE 93
Baby Shower SCORE 111
The accuracy SCORE 107
Next time on Project Runway… SCORE 154
Ouch SCORE 129
Such a cutie ! SCORE 96
My wife, a Venezuelan smartass SCORE 130
Famous last words SCORE 130
Google tells you Hobbit meal times. SCORE 101
Friggin Grandma SCORE 58
Bunghole clenches SCORE 65
Me trying to reach my lifegoals…. SCORE 89