Same… SCORE 53
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
Nailed it SCORE 11
It’s my super power SCORE 44
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
easy money SCORE 29
Good boi summer SCORE 75
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Plot twist! SCORE 42
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 33
Jinkies! SCORE 63
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
Non-negotiable SCORE 44
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Finally found my spirit animal SCORE 21
Awkward SCORE 69
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
Where’s the lie? SCORE 67
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
The original is still the king SCORE 39
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 45
For me? SCORE 45