Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
I’m not a procrastinator… SCORE 101
Like a boss. SCORE 288
When I hear a mosquito in my room. SCORE 110
Friends are like a trampoline. SCORE 212
Yeah, right. SCORE 148
A dogs life. SCORE 171
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
From the hippos’ perspective. SCORE 235
How rainbows start. SCORE 36
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 122
Perks of being an English major SCORE 176
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 54
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
Highly suspicious. SCORE 190
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
Behind the scenes of Harry Potter. SCORE 460
Getting older. SCORE 142
Like a boss. SCORE 222
Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
There are two kinds of people in this world. SCORE 119
It’s Thanksgiving. SCORE -202
Real Life Hunger Games SCORE 116
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 91
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 157
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
Om nom… Wait… SCORE 60
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 89
Logic. SCORE 188