A dog’s life. SCORE 81
Dear shaving commercials. SCORE 254
Women’s logic. SCORE -73
Big cats also like boxes. SCORE 164
Tis but a scratch. SCORE 215
There’s nothing stronger than love. SCORE 169
Touché… SCORE 263
It isn’t. SCORE 183
Sweet, but not quite right. SCORE 1
Wings SCORE 7
There may be a spy among us. SCORE 214
A cat’s life. SCORE 0
Just a puppy. SCORE 181
So many puns! SCORE 136
We’ve all had that moment. SCORE 110
Why I hate movie theaters. SCORE 180
This is what I feel like now! SCORE 12
You are traffic. SCORE 242
Oh hot reservoir. SCORE 387
Harry Potter’s iPhone. SCORE 208
My dream. SCORE 134
Jenga! SCORE 198
Science FTW! SCORE 153
Attack! SCORE 200
Why cats are better than men. SCORE 52
Goldfish problems. SCORE 180
I need dis. SCORE 203
Scumbag alcohol. SCORE 65
Betcha Can’t SCORE -2
You can do it Carl! SCORE 236
Life in the woods. SCORE 133
Friends vs. Best friends. SCORE 225