The dog seems confused. SCORE 14
Well Yes SCORE 35
Amway and bust? SCORE 31
OK Slinky Dog makes a good tattoo :/ SCORE 36
Some say he’s still searching to this day… SCORE 27
Lick more and stay healthy out there. SCORE 27
This one goes straight to the top… SCORE 34
boop activated… SCORE 26
Right on the pavement SCORE 37
Let’s just keep it simple, Jack. SCORE 21
I’m not above the law. SCORE 38
Horse is as horse does… SCORE 28
This is what we call art. SCORE 26
Thanks mom… SCORE 26
Hands free, my arse… SCORE 29
Gran no! SCORE 24
A bottle of Listerine from ~1919. SCORE 20
$6.95 E-mail Delivery Fee? Send it by owl, thanks… SCORE 25
It’s kind of my thing this year… SCORE 31
Best Birb Friends SCORE 30
When you lie on the resume but nail the interview… SCORE 28
New cat friend after a visit to the vet, a good clean-up, and a full meal SCORE 36
Succ it up, Em. SCORE 31
Learn to prosper by yourself SCORE 27
Look at the statistics, tho. SCORE 27
1985 school lunches were hard to beat. SCORE 25
Survivor from the Australia’s fires. SCORE 27
Yes? Father is that you? SCORE 31
It demands the sushi. SCORE 24
1993 Halle Berry was rad. SCORE 25
Recursed tea… SCORE 25
Kraken ad on a London Bus SCORE 28