Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
If robbers ever broke into my house… SCORE 254
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
Surface tension is awesome. SCORE 155
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
Potter Puppy. SCORE 154
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
Like a boss. SCORE 222
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
Darth Vader is Luke’s Father!? SCORE 5
Perks of being an English major SCORE 176
When I hear a mosquito in my room. SCORE 110
Cats are jerks. SCORE 127
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 157
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 54
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 122
Om nom… Wait… SCORE 60
Like a boss. SCORE 288
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 89
Heaven must be missing an angle… SCORE 185
I’m not a procrastinator… SCORE 101
My favorite activity. SCORE 151
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 91
How I Met Your Mother SCORE 6
Take more pictures… SCORE 91
Oh stop it, you… SCORE 63
Women are crazy, men are stupid. SCORE 180
Highly suspicious. SCORE 190
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225