There is no such thing as parenting 101. SCORE 31
it takes a lot of brain power SCORE 29
Plants SCORE 43
laugh away the hurt SCORE 30
gonna be a rough landing SCORE 24
Why waste good cognac? SCORE 35
What’s important is I finally have a pool SCORE 19
they might be worth money someday SCORE 40
scary everything SCORE 33
just going to assume this happened in Florida SCORE 41
noobs SCORE 26
Which tone would you prefer? SCORE 19
this is a brilliant idea SCORE 26
Good boi SCORE 37
get this man a job at a zoo! SCORE 73
Aliens have amazing hearing SCORE 47
Internet troll gets… trolled. Love to see it. SCORE 58
cats poop rainbows SCORE 25
This happen to anyone else? SCORE 36
light it up, with bic! SCORE 37
now i know who you really are SCORE 64
Only took a quarter of a century and six f-ing movies! SCORE 26
I go to Target a lot SCORE 35
When work is literally your worst nightmare SCORE 49
Bologna is a good dog name SCORE 40
smol SCORE 41
corks are for quitters SCORE 46
Jerry needs friends SCORE 39
Cold Pockets doesn’t have the same ring to it, though SCORE 35
Ireland needs an adult SCORE 44
HOT and READY SCORE 44
you are the chosen one SCORE 52