Ruff day… SCORE 24
One of those is a knife… Crocodile Dundee, probably. SCORE 13
Momma didn’t raise no sinner SCORE 15
Long distance relationships… SCORE 26
Kids really do take it out of you… SCORE 23
No one ever does… SCORE 21
The problems is that it’s January. SCORE 24
A tuxedo with a drink recipe on its tag. SCORE 23
Now that’s what I call a full service establishment SCORE 21
Rest in peace legend. Kobe in 1998 SCORE 22
Jarrito es muy bonita. SCORE 23
You’re published! SCORE 35
Art allows the dream. SCORE 36
Hackerman ~1993. SCORE 12
Meanwhile in Australia… won’t somebody please water the birds? SCORE 16
He probably thought there were two trees… SCORE 26
better be tax deductible… SCORE 23
Have a very fishy birthday, bud. SCORE 26
…put you down as a no show, thanks bud. SCORE 27
A morphine bottle from the 1880’s. SCORE 22
That’ll be $300… SCORE 28
I’ll allow it. SCORE 30
This is what happens when robots mow your lawn… SCORE 35
The times, they are a changin’ SCORE 21
Couldn’t resist the puppo… SCORE 20
Activate extreme funk. SCORE 22
Stick Figures SCORE 25
I didn’t realize there we 20 terrible families in the world… SCORE 33
Happiest workplace 2020 award goes to… SCORE 21
Advanced dad jokes. SCORE 23
The bus driver. SCORE 41
Bill Nye the Selfie guy SCORE 31
