Just keep swimming SCORE 37
My resume lied SCORE 30
Stress relief SCORE 45
Faith in humanity lost SCORE -6
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
Personal space doesn’t exist in the ocean SCORE 26
Sounds painful SCORE 28
Are you there, God? SCORE 21
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
With great power, comes great responsi-poo-lity SCORE 40
My dream day SCORE 24
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
The truth is self evident SCORE 27
Problem solved SCORE 42
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62
What year is ist? SCORE 35
Catosaurus Rex SCORE 31
The end is nigh SCORE 38
I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
Or maybe Ghostface just won the lottery? SCORE 41
Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
What about Linux? SCORE 45
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
Flying first class SCORE 24
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
request denied SCORE 30
When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31
