Every time I spend the night at my girlfriend’s… SCORE 187
Canceling plans. SCORE 222
Get in there! SCORE 9
Where they are now… SCORE 30
I hate clothing tags. SCORE 171
So close… SCORE 249
Why I’ve never felt comfortable using these things… SCORE 140
Returned… SCORE 14
Swimming practice. SCORE 236
Fat SCORE 493
Mom was right about a lot of things. SCORE 229
Exactly. SCORE 170
We spent 10 years looking for Bin Laden SCORE 321
Costas Hummingbird SCORE 24
If Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne were both drowning… SCORE 265
the good guy always finishes last SCORE 20
The Feels SCORE 14
How are you feeling today? SCORE 64
The manliest alphabet. SCORE 95
SONDER SCORE 21
True story. SCORE 385
My workout routine. SCORE 10
That’s a striking resemblance. SCORE 310
Pounds to galleons SCORE 14
You are so cute… SCORE 335
Just a puppy. SCORE 177
The Times Photoshoot. SCORE 282
Insom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nia. SCORE 162
Flight 772. SCORE 460
True desperation. SCORE 150
Dem feels. SCORE 448
Spiders. SCORE 202
