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What+volcanoes+are+thinking+99.5%25+of+the+time.
This+person+might+be+an+super+hero.
This person might be an super hero. SCORE 34
%2Agets+torch
*gets torch SCORE 23
I+miss+my+gran
I miss my gran SCORE 22
Won%26%238217%3Bt+somebody+please+think+of+the+exploding+pets%3F%21
Won’t somebody please think of the exploding pets?! SCORE 12
Ben+and+Jerry%26%238217%3Bs+is+strategically+mixed.
Ben and Jerry’s is strategically mixed. SCORE 28
Ist+German%2C+ya%3F
Ist German, ya? SCORE 27
Good+work+out+there%26%238230%3B
Good work out there… SCORE 32
Schr%C3%B6dinger%26%238217%3Bs+dumpster
Schrödinger’s dumpster SCORE 19
Impossible.
Impossible. SCORE 23
The+price+is+still+%24320%26%238230%3B
The price is still $320… SCORE 35
Fare+well+sailor.
Fare well sailor. SCORE 23
Transhumanists+beware
Transhumanists beware SCORE 25
snugglebuddies4eva
snugglebuddies4eva SCORE 32
Best+not+eat+alone+in+these+parts%26%238230%3B
Best not eat alone in these parts… SCORE 20
Kitty+looks+displeased%26%238230%3B
Kitty looks displeased… SCORE 28
%2Askeptical+baby+noises%2A
*skeptical baby noises* SCORE 38
The+gravy+we+deserved.
The gravy we deserved. SCORE 17
SPACE+FARCE%21
SPACE FARCE! SCORE 24
Cutetober
Cutetober SCORE 30
Say+no+to+plastics
Say no to plastics SCORE 22
Ruh+Roh
Ruh Roh SCORE 34
Use+the+correct+terminology%26%238230%3B
Use the correct terminology… SCORE 30
Birthdays+ya.
Birthdays ya. SCORE 38
It%26%238217%3Bs+OK+Kev%2C+we+know+the+truth.
It’s OK Kev, we know the truth. SCORE 25
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+believe+I%26%238217%3Bve+done+this%26%238230%3B
I can’t believe I’ve done this… SCORE 11
Charlie+chaplin+once+entered+a+Charlie+Chaplin+walk+imitation+contest.+He+came+20th%2C+allegedly.
Charlie chaplin once entered a Charlie Chaplin walk imitation contest. He came 20th, allegedly. SCORE 20
The+sloth+and+the+dolphin+shall+lie+down+together%26%238230%3B
The sloth and the dolphin shall lie down together… SCORE 33
Himb+a+sneaky+boy%26%238230%3B
Himb a sneaky boy… SCORE 28
GET+TO+THE+choppa
GET TO THE choppa SCORE 24
The+mighty+and+majestic+Ibex.
The mighty and majestic Ibex. SCORE 26
Razor+sharp%2C+bud.
Razor sharp, bud. SCORE 32
Knights+and+castles+for+sure
Knights and castles for sure SCORE 16
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Rent+or+Buy%3F
Rent or Buy? SCORE -5
Sherlock+as+Macklemore.
Sherlock as Macklemore. SCORE 14
Think+I%26%238217%3Bll+pass%26%238230%3B
Think I’ll pass… SCORE 14
Pick-up+line.
Pick-up line. SCORE 260
Cremation+was+a+bad+idea.
Cremation was a bad idea. SCORE 125
Lupin+knows+best.
Lupin knows best. SCORE 250
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