you know you’re an npc if… SCORE 34
learn to love the rewrite SCORE 13
her demands never stop SCORE 17
i both lava and hate you at the same time SCORE 7
as cats are known to do SCORE 10
horses SCORE 13
the legend of taylor swift SCORE 14
just don’t get caught SCORE 16
this room is full of cheer SCORE 24
how it should have ended SCORE 20
always do the car test SCORE 20
it was both a compliment and an insult SCORE 24
game changing decision SCORE 27
one serving size SCORE 10
obituary written by a bot SCORE 38
would you build a bear? SCORE 14
my chill is fake SCORE 27
they’re summoning their snail god SCORE 18
it’s sleepy time SCORE 20
what will happen to our squid games? SCORE 29
what bear? i don’t see a bear SCORE 12
there’s a clear line separating satire and bullying SCORE 51
modern fashion SCORE 4
build the killdozer SCORE 2
genius SCORE 34
taking lots of tylenol that evening SCORE 9
have you ever heard of death cab for cutie? SCORE 9
i’m not trying to push you into traffic SCORE 17
that’s hot SCORE 13
never SCORE 8
free to be me SCORE 24
an internet time capsule SCORE 11