Beard growing expectations vs. reality. SCORE 77
If you are reading this… SCORE 113
These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
Towards a grand unification of cutlery. SCORE 70
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 228
Pinguecula (1931) SCORE 50
Genius. SCORE 145
Being sick. SCORE 140
Accurate. SCORE 112
Helpful Advice #11: Planning SCORE 1
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 231
If you think you’re having a bad day… SCORE 152
He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
Seal SCORE 28
Probably… SCORE 185
Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
Helpful Advice #738: Hothead SCORE 2
Never forget. SCORE 159
Piano for rap. SCORE 180
How internet arguments work. SCORE 159
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 131
Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 121
Helpful Advice #393: Profound SCORE 4
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
Burn! SCORE 249
Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
Burn! SCORE 216
How to piss off your designer friends. SCORE 101
How seasons work. SCORE 158
Hello? Yes this is bathtub. SCORE 114
oh nostalgia… SCORE 240