80 hours these days SCORE -19
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
And cheese SCORE 26
A voice we can trust SCORE 54
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
Fatality SCORE 40
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Proceed SCORE 30
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Real American hero SCORE 41
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
I just became more metal SCORE 34
