Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
The life of a book. SCORE 74
I GUESS SCORE 45
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 57
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Mama no. SCORE 52
Are you even real? SCORE 113
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
+ cry. SCORE 118
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39