🤔 SCORE 19
Absolute class. SCORE 25
Black Lives Matter Plaza by order of Mayor Bowser SCORE 27
Beware the danger. SCORE 27
I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 24
We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 21
Big wreckage… SCORE 23
US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24
This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14
Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 30
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27
To the rescue? SCORE 24
Long live the queen!? SCORE 30
Honey，I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 23
Let it happen. SCORE 34
We need you, bud. SCORE 18
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 29
Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 21
Preach, Papa. SCORE 41
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 26
Never forget. SCORE 29
Be petty SCORE 35
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 28
Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 18
2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 30
Preparation pays off. SCORE 100
Dolly Parton gets no rest. SCORE 24
Le sigh… SCORE 25
The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22
Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37
