Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Do the blink! SCORE 23
*have SCORE 16
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
The Office cameos SCORE 11
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
Seems reasonable to me… SCORE 20
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
Words. SCORE 9
Steal the world! SCORE 21
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
sent via FAX SCORE 15
hello little friend SCORE 20
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 30
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
On my way, Padre! SCORE 13
Papa don’t preach, I’m in trouble deep… SCORE 18
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
The ol’ switcherooo SCORE 15
