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First+world+problems.
Australian+diver+spots+fish+rocking+a+gold+wedding+ring+in+the+Pacific+Ocean%26%238230%3B+and+it%26%238217%3Bs+beautiful.
Australian diver spots fish rocking a gold wedding ring in the Pacific Ocean… and it’s beautiful. SCORE 21
Paradoxical+Revenge
Paradoxical Revenge SCORE 31
I+promise+it%26%238217%3Bs+not+a+pyramid+scheme%26%238230%3B
I promise it’s not a pyramid scheme… SCORE 35
Welp%2C+off+to+save+the+world%21
Welp, off to save the world! SCORE 16
Trust+no+one.
Trust no one. SCORE 16
I+like+a+picnic%2C+periodically.
I like a picnic, periodically. SCORE 17
It%26%238217%3Bs+DoorDash+dinner+tonight%2C+ancient+children%26%238230%3B
It’s DoorDash dinner tonight, ancient children… SCORE 32
It%26%238217%3Bs+more+of+a+canon%2C+no%3F
It’s more of a canon, no? SCORE 29
The+contrast+is+palpable.
The contrast is palpable. SCORE 11
More+like+swallow+whole%2C+amiright%3F
More like swallow whole, amiright? SCORE 19
Vampires+must+be+invited+in%26%238230%3B
Vampires must be invited in… SCORE 18
You+is+beautiful%2C+and+all+that+jazz%2C+baby.
You is beautiful, and all that jazz, baby. SCORE 16
Behind+the+scenes+is+just+awful.
Behind the scenes is just awful. SCORE 17
also+cuter+than+you%26%238230%3B
also cuter than you… SCORE 27
Look+at+you+and+your+wisdom+teeth%26%238230%3B
Look at you and your wisdom teeth… SCORE 32
You+can%26%238217%3Bt+just+do+that+to+the+doge%2C+lady.
You can’t just do that to the doge, lady. SCORE 24
Miracles+happened+here%26%238230%3B
Miracles happened here… SCORE 10
It+is%26%238230%3B+the+Google+way.
It is… the Google way. SCORE 26
It%26%238217%3Bs+me+millionth+dollar%21+ARH+ARH+ARH+ARH+ARH
It’s me millionth dollar! ARH ARH ARH ARH ARH SCORE 21
Well+placed+credit+card+advertisement%26%238230%3B
Well placed credit card advertisement… SCORE 13
got+%26%238216%3Beeeeeeeeem
got ‘eeeeeeeeem SCORE 19
What+a+dream+job%26%238230%3B
What a dream job… SCORE 31
Find+a+balance+that+suits+you.
Find a balance that suits you. SCORE 26
Entitlement+comes+easy%21
Entitlement comes easy! SCORE 39
Never+underestimate+your+future+earnings+potential%2C+though.
Never underestimate your future earnings potential, though. SCORE 33
Crikey%2C+m8%26%238230%3B
Crikey, m8… SCORE 17
I+wonder+if+they+gave+their+two+weeks%26%238230%3B
I wonder if they gave their two weeks… SCORE 25
Oh+lawdy+we+growing+up%26%238230%3B
Oh lawdy we growing up… SCORE 29
When+art+mimics+life.
When art mimics life. SCORE 26
%23eatthetaska
#eatthetaska SCORE 30
How+to+make+the+world+your+focus+group%26%238230%3B
How to make the world your focus group… SCORE 16
Tattoo+first%26%238230%3B
Tattoo first… SCORE 31
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The+Good.+The+Bad.+The+Grumpy.
The Good. The Bad. The Grumpy. SCORE 87
Carl%3F
Carl? SCORE 63
PROBLEM+SOLVED
PROBLEM SOLVED SCORE 132
A+cat%26%238217%3Bs+life.
A cat’s life. SCORE 196
Accurate.
Accurate. SCORE 133
I+got+this.
I got this. SCORE 275
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