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dINg%21
SCORE 80
Get+it%2C
Get it, SCORE 29
Hear+me+out%2C+man%26%238230%3B
Hear me out, man… SCORE 27
It%26%238217%3Bs+so+crazy+it+just+might+work%26%238230%3B
It’s so crazy it just might work… SCORE 31
You+sit+on+a+throne+of+lies.
You sit on a throne of lies. SCORE 30
My+eyes+are+tingling%26%238230%3B
My eyes are tingling… SCORE 38
Clearly+the+people+can%26%238217%3Bt+like+you+that+much%2C+Joey.
Clearly the people can’t like you that much, Joey. SCORE 25
It%26%238217%3Bs+string+theory.
It’s string theory. SCORE 24
Genetically+encoded+sentences%26%238230%3B
Genetically encoded sentences… SCORE 25
More+of+an+elbow+guy%2C+personally.
More of an elbow guy, personally. SCORE 27
Well+at+least+you+can+say+you+tried.
Well at least you can say you tried. SCORE 35
Elementary%2C+really.
Elementary, really. SCORE 35
Canines%2C+everywhere.
Canines, everywhere. SCORE 28
Dynamic+Passwords+are+a+problem.
Dynamic Passwords are a problem. SCORE 27
The+forbidden+color+group.
The forbidden color group. SCORE 34
Seeking+the+calm+in+the+storm.
Seeking the calm in the storm. SCORE 32
Aren%26%238217%3Bt+you+a+special+boy%26%238230%3B
Aren’t you a special boy… SCORE 31
Iceland+does+not+want+to+deal+with+your+financial+decisions.
Iceland does not want to deal with your financial decisions. SCORE 32
Temuera+Morrison%2C+obviously.
Temuera Morrison, obviously. SCORE 26
Truth%2C+this+is.
Truth, this is. SCORE 30
Dream+big.
Dream big. SCORE 14
Scott+you+ignorant+slut%26%238230%3B
Scott you ignorant slut… SCORE 30
The+lorde+hath%26%238217%3B+spoken.
The lorde hath’ spoken. SCORE 39
Dads+these+days%2C+amiright%3F
Dads these days, amiright? SCORE 33
Explain+that+to+your+future+children%26%238217%3Bs+children%26%238217%3Bs+children.
Explain that to your future children’s children’s children. SCORE 20
%2Afeels+annoyed%2A
*feels annoyed* SCORE 28
Just+language+things%26%238230%3B
Just language things… SCORE 25
Birds+aren%26%238217%3Bt+even+real.
Birds aren’t even real. SCORE 29
Have+you+not+had+the+pleasure+of+hearing+the+horsie+twang
Have you not had the pleasure of hearing the horsie twang SCORE 24
Well.+OK+then.
Well. OK then. SCORE 3
Why+is+that+a+thing%26%238230%3B
Why is that a thing… SCORE 45
Monolith+mystery+revealed
Monolith mystery revealed SCORE 22
When+life+mimics+art.
When life mimics art. SCORE 28
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Saltine American. SCORE 216
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Occasionally the dog is the smartest one in my family. SCORE 144
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Priorities SCORE 133
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How pasta is made. SCORE 139
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