The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
Dreams do come true SCORE 65
We both go down, together SCORE 55
A voice we can trust SCORE 54
15, max. SCORE 51
Real American hero SCORE 41
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
80 hours these days SCORE -19
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
Mother fluffer SCORE 39
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Well played, Oliver. Well played. SCORE 77
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
Busted! SCORE 31
No hollow gesture here SCORE 84
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
I just became more metal SCORE 34
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
Marvel at my genius! SCORE 48
A match made in pineapple heaven SCORE 40
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
