dad’s ravioli SCORE 6
at least there are cats SCORE 20
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
we are the math problem SCORE 36
beavers hate water SCORE 35
luminous butt bucket SCORE 21
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 19
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 42
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19
my preferred sunscreen is a house SCORE 35
species and age, please SCORE 40
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 11
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 31
growing toe beans SCORE 33
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
the dishes… again SCORE 27
not your average gastropub SCORE 18
pupils dilate SCORE 43
rats love tiny cars SCORE 39
see you tomorrow SCORE 27
what we want vs what we get SCORE 18
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
dog bites everything SCORE 23
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
roger roger SCORE 14
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
