Till death. SCORE 38
Fox loaves. SCORE 35
The box my sandwich came in turns into soil SCORE 31
I would never put food down there… SCORE 23
Cute couple SCORE 33
Good night, Mr. Biden. SCORE 7
Moms may bite. SCORE 40
I feel awkward watching this… SCORE 25
McDonald’s menu from the mid-90s SCORE 26
I’m too weak… SCORE 32
There’s a sniper post at the Superbowl event. SCORE 18
Bees are f***** awesome SCORE 34
Riding in to battle togther as besties… SCORE 30
Cuddling with her baby SCORE 47
Blessed_pillow.exe SCORE 31
F to pay him respect…. SCORE 21
This duck got spooked by a goldfish as I took this photo SCORE 36
Designed to crowdsource images for a timelapse SCORE 48
Be kind to each other. SCORE 39
Oh wise panzer! SCORE 20
I’ll just ask the McWaiter instead SCORE 36
‘Home at last’, the Bernie mumbled. SCORE 17
What about second recess? SCORE 27
Also how I get my wife’s attention… SCORE 31
This yardstick I found in my attic is old enough to have a single digit phone number. SCORE 35
Pharmacists do so much SCORE 41
When ferrets fall to sleep. SCORE 30
Say meatball SCORE 36
Barack Obama’s letter regarding the El Paso and Dayton incidents. SCORE 21
Got ‘eeem SCORE 26
‘I did, I wrote that damn bill…’, Burnie. SCORE 25
The same but different… SCORE 34
