When my friend, who works for the state, complains that she pays too much in taxes. SCORE 59
The only Donald for me SCORE 71
Fun with perspective SCORE 104
Everyone is playing Pokemon Go and I just feel like a hipster SCORE 59
Dad: I’m On Some Flight Next To A Rapper… SCORE 93
How to end street harassment forever SCORE 51
I need an extra megabite SCORE 91
Well played, Sharon… SCORE 79
A Flamingo SCORE 145
A Quick Lesson In Perspective SCORE 117
I hope there’s a place like this when I get old SCORE 248
Be Lucy SCORE 77
Lion and a butterfly. Not sure if it’s happy or really mad… SCORE 111
And he didn’t even finch SCORE 109
Create drunk, edit sober SCORE 33
Break eye contact and veer left. Towards the parking lot because malls are dumb. SCORE 89
Maybe it’s maybeline. SCORE 98
Measures of success SCORE 81
Shiba is not pleased SCORE 74
My Man! SCORE 107
…one thing led to another SCORE 115
To my wife and my children…. SCORE 130
I don’t feel like this is an outlandish request SCORE 85
How To Solve A Physics Problem SCORE 98
Come on, Jeremy… SCORE 88
When kitteh joins Army SCORE 78
I Locked My Parents Out Of The Car SCORE 109
Crossing a river in Iceland. SCORE 116
Where the Great Wall of China ends SCORE 102
200 calories worth of carrots vs. 200 calories worth of Kit Kats SCORE 59
See The Good Side In A Bad Situation SCORE 107
I’m not ready yet SCORE 14
