Things that make me feel old. SCORE 200
Just like any other day. SCORE 134
choose wisely SCORE -2
Me too. SCORE 222
INCONCEIVABLE! SCORE 2
Now put me down over there, and fetch my kibble. SCORE 131
How comments work on the Internet. SCORE 150
When you dip too long. SCORE 118
Peter Parkour SCORE 1
The art of trolling… SCORE 127
Scumbag bakery. SCORE 219
Give me pets. SCORE 247
My cat loves watermelon. SCORE 137
Things I never learned in High School. SCORE 324
Life of No. SCORE 73
How to write a passive aggressive note. SCORE 147
Napoleon Born2party. SCORE 100
Guns don’t kill people. SCORE 218
Beauty… SCORE 374
The attitude on climate change prevention. SCORE 176
R2-D2 mittens. SCORE 125
I’m a penguin. SCORE 205
Cats and blinds. SCORE 81
Transformation complete. SCORE 303
I’m a snail. SCORE 183
Genius. SCORE 353
Dear parents. SCORE 239
Texts from dog. SCORE 206
In Hell… SCORE 154
Running for president just got a lot tougher. SCORE 245
Obesity vs. cigarettes. SCORE 145
’nuff said SCORE -4