Every public bathroom ever. SCORE 229
Did you know? SCORE 233
Cat’s resume. SCORE 109
No matter how bad your day seems… SCORE 167
It’s true. SCORE 208
On the one hand. SCORE 126
How I feel about people that say “YOLO.” SCORE 207
When I’m feeling sick… SCORE 180
Do want. SCORE 248
My life is a constant battle… SCORE 230
Hello, Turtle? SCORE 217
Bikini season is right around the corner! SCORE 144
Hawkward. SCORE 270
U wanna pizza me? SCORE 181
Every time. SCORE 182
Bad Joke Eel strikes again. SCORE 157
Cats are jerks. SCORE 138
How politics work. SCORE 297
How you pass the time on vacation. SCORE 144
Cats are jerks. SCORE 218
Oh really? SCORE 174
Scumbag Golden Retriever. SCORE 255
Reading yoga. SCORE 223
Dog logic. SCORE 281
There are plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 211
Anatomy of a Slurpee. SCORE 247
YOLO. SCORE 128
I > You. SCORE 272
When someone turns on the lights when I’m sleeping. SCORE 272
Every time… SCORE 142
Hey, I just met you. SCORE 124
Just discovered TV show that’s been running for 5 years. SCORE 297