call the fire department SCORE 4
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
definitely a dog SCORE 45
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
’90s cartoons were just built different SCORE 30
i always spill SCORE 16
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
clever SCORE 29
hi friend! SCORE 31
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
thanks for the insult SCORE 32
i was born this way SCORE 16
then i’ll finally get a good night’s sleep SCORE 23
who’s in? SCORE 34
this is why i drink SCORE 29
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 21
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
witchy kitty SCORE 23
an impossible task SCORE 20
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
please don’t watch me do things SCORE 37
i have layers SCORE 32
english burn SCORE 27
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 34
back to bed! SCORE 19
excuse me SCORE 19
anyone else relate to this? SCORE 41
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
