Invisible crack pipe. SCORE 159
Happiness level throughout the day. SCORE 161
Oh sorry! I’m really busy… SCORE 296
I’m pretty sure you’re not even a waiter!!! SCORE 172
Laughterhouse. SCORE 120
I’m just so happy… SCORE 188
Ahh procrastination. SCORE 339
Prove awesomeness. SCORE 323
Pokémon. SCORE 310
Forever alone. SCORE 268
You know you do this too… SCORE 156
I don’ts sees it. SCORE 145
All the people who want to date you. SCORE 214
Why I hate dentists. SCORE 239
Deal breaker. SCORE 368
Why I’m still a virgin. SCORE 346
The dead version of you is so much better. SCORE 238
I can finally go home and relax. SCORE 153
Totally worth it. SCORE 239
Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF! SCORE 209
You’re doing it right. SCORE 195
Do you still feel something for me? SCORE 310
Discuss. SCORE -25
One does not simply get off the Internet. SCORE 223
I think you’re fintastic. SCORE 284
Real food!!! SCORE 260
Stupid Santa. SCORE 299
I freaking love leaves!!! SCORE 220
Forever alone dog. SCORE 210
Chewy Vuitton. SCORE 184
Anybody else? SCORE 284
Thank you, Sims. SCORE 245
