I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
I GUESS SCORE 45
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
+ cry. SCORE 118
Mama no. SCORE 52
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77