Aaaannnd their gone. SCORE 96
Trying to pick up a rock when you don’t have hands SCORE 65
*Cuts tension with butter knife* SCORE 86
My wife eating flamin’ hot Cheetos with chopsticks as to not get Cheeto fingers SCORE 103
We dodged a bullet. SCORE 119
Lest we forget SCORE 100
How to properly pack. SCORE 67
Clearly this guy likes to live on the edge. SCORE 30
I Like Your T-shirt, It’s Fantastic SCORE 141
Nice try Mr. Ed. SCORE 61
Let Thanksgiving happen. SCORE 65
Thanks bud. SCORE 86
Megamouth shark discovered off the coast of Japan. SCORE 51
This is the kindest expression I’ve ever witnessed. SCORE 104
Adulthood SCORE 55
I guess… SCORE 97
My neighbor has life-size models of Mike and Sully in his upstairs guest room. SCORE 81
Off the record… go get ’em SCORE 100
TROGDOOORRRR SCORE 71
fetch delivered. SCORE 121
I’m both kinds of tired… SCORE 105
black eye comes soon. SCORE 74
Service was oceanic. SCORE 98
Thought you guys should be reminded too SCORE 61
Alfred Hitchcock impersonating Ringo Starr, 1964. SCORE 51
Started my transfer paperwork already. SCORE 62
Students helping a principal be cool SCORE 105
Don’t sweat it. SCORE 71
Gotta speed up to stop the rise up SCORE 65
Opens Up A Bag Of Chips SCORE 56
hmm yea SCORE 59
know your hogwarts house SCORE 54