My friend really likes dogs. SCORE 70
Got it? Good. SCORE 68
When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 64
I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80
First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79
How long does an Owl live? SCORE 72
Don’t give in! SCORE 85
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 127
I saw a lot new faces going all out at the gym today. SCORE 78
Gotta love Snake SCORE 83
Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83
Terrifying Fireproof Human Skull Logs For Camping Trip SCORE 99
Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69
Arby’s… SCORE 92
Me after spending all Saturday gaming. SCORE 76
Weird SCORE 46
Can’t deny that spark SCORE 108
Two brazilian fireman rescued a pretty fabulous sloth.. SCORE 81
Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 94
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 96
George R.R. Martin, ladies & gentlemen SCORE 147
It’s time SCORE 97
1 like = 1 nug SCORE 74
Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66
Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97
Under Water SCORE 98
Toilet lights are good for navigating darkness or helping children speak to demons. SCORE 71
Working as a non-smoker SCORE 85
My grandfather opened a plumbing business after WWII. The telephone number was "40". SCORE 95
They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121
U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 89
My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 95
