Never sink SCORE 146
I’m a good cleaner SCORE 88
You should play the role of my father SCORE 145
What I feel like saying to most girls on Tinder SCORE 55
Every kid in the neighborhood wants to convert SCORE 95
Last Night I Had A Salad For Dinner SCORE 75
He’s bananas SCORE 206
Helpful LPT from Denny’s SCORE 72
Don’t do it! SCORE 65
Scaredy cat SCORE -23
I’m Really Bad At Portioning Uncooked Pasta SCORE 96
This shirt says "New telegraph who dis?" in morse code SCORE 105
Perks of marriage SCORE 76
Just pineapple thoughts SCORE 52
The internet is a beautiful place SCORE 74
The Dark Queen, statue of egyptian queen Cleopatra III discovered in the lost, sunken city of Thonis-Heracleion SCORE 111
Trust no one SCORE 106
how the f**k do you spell that? SCORE 54
Sand Skiing In Peru SCORE 108
Rough Italians SCORE 142
They know the truth. SCORE 78
Japanese Fallen Leaves Art SCORE 105
I won’t believe it till I see it. SCORE 83
My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs – I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille. SCORE 151
Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -17
At a bar in Portland SCORE 115
WWJD? SCORE 96
I’ve always wondered this SCORE 87
Professor Jiggly Is Loose In Cat Room SCORE 111
you taste like friendship SCORE 108
It’s 2016, nothing surprises me any more. SCORE 88
Frozen plane getting de-iced SCORE 70
