Why do my legs hurt so much? SCORE 115
When I die SCORE 126
Uranus takes a pounding SCORE 130
Wed-nes-day SCORE 109
Nightmare fuel. SCORE 83
Summer SCORE 75
Stress perm SCORE 50
Pokemon Go is a great alternative to Tinder SCORE 93
We’ve All Done It SCORE 115
Oedipus SCORE 164
Grow a pear SCORE 62
Pokemon GO is life SCORE 80
A cabinet full of expensive plates SCORE 122
Some wise words SCORE 85
A quote from Bush’s speech for the fallen Dallas police officers. SCORE 220
Either SCORE 113
Parents will understand SCORE 147
Poor mosquitoes SCORE 65
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again! SCORE 56
When you hear a really annoying voice… SCORE 118
Still married after 12 years SCORE 219
Tom Elvis Jedusor SCORE 121
Some beautiful words SCORE 70
What Pokemon is this? SCORE 132
Tunnel of books in a bookstore in China SCORE 103
Link problems SCORE 140
I wish the taco food truck industry would adopt the ice cream man’s business model SCORE 90
Bring me home. SCORE 94
Napping is such a gamble… SCORE 86
Perfect Argument Breaker SCORE 148
When you’re Amish and you just want to make your father proud SCORE 73
These jeans were tested on animals. SCORE 51
