corks are for quitters SCORE 46
Gotta keep up appearances SCORE 29
laugh away the hurt SCORE 30
It will be a slow death, too SCORE 36
HOT and READY SCORE 44
Cold Pockets doesn’t have the same ring to it, though SCORE 35
Plants SCORE 43
Bologna is a good dog name SCORE 40
He also refuses to learn Italian SCORE 19
Literally a duck SCORE 9
noobs SCORE 26
Ant acid SCORE 29
scary everything SCORE 33
Ireland needs an adult SCORE 44
I go to Target a lot SCORE 35
What’s important is I finally have a pool SCORE 19
This happen to anyone else? SCORE 36
this is a brilliant idea SCORE 26
it takes a lot of brain power SCORE 29
get this man a job at a zoo! SCORE 73
they might be worth money someday SCORE 40
Same shirt, new meeting SCORE 31
Why waste good cognac? SCORE 35
now i know who you really are SCORE 64
There is no such thing as parenting 101. SCORE 31
Good boi SCORE 37
When work is literally your worst nightmare SCORE 49
Internet troll gets… trolled. Love to see it. SCORE 58
Which tone would you prefer? SCORE 19
Only took a quarter of a century and six f-ing movies! SCORE 26
And then she signed a movie deal SCORE 46
just going to assume this happened in Florida SCORE 41