holy dog SCORE 20
burns so good SCORE 4
emailing this idea to my boss SCORE 8
did you hear the honk? SCORE 26
the cat isn’t fooled SCORE 31
flan from god SCORE 20
the best way to wake up on the trampoline SCORE 31
i gained 10 pounds reading this SCORE 19
this is me SCORE 39
everything else sucks SCORE 16
loin king SCORE 27
crap SCORE 16
more milk per milk SCORE 17
the dog has not been unlocked yet SCORE 30
happy birthday! SCORE 19
i don’t think he can SCORE 7
hasn’t failed me yet SCORE 26
i relate to this 3 year old so much SCORE 29
evil genius SCORE 13
disappointed hedgehog SCORE 23
get it together, dr fisher! SCORE 23
she slept the entire flight SCORE 14
time is of the essence SCORE 17
that’s a snake SCORE 22
dirty talk SCORE 21
always screaming SCORE 5
i’m the joke SCORE 19
the worst SCORE 19
waiting at the mental bus stop SCORE 27
beer goes in, beer goes out SCORE 15
it’s spelled krypto SCORE 19
pure happiness SCORE 20