the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
texagons SCORE 23
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
clumsy summoning circle SCORE 26
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 15
a true work of art SCORE 13
help, i woke up SCORE 32
i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
the look of being bamboozled SCORE 24
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 21
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 18
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
no SCORE 23
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
space facts on your back SCORE 37
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 45
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27