Took kids parasailing and they played dead. SCORE 21
Thanks, ma. SCORE 29
One bite and you’ll be hooked… SCORE 28
*American flag emoji* SCORE 27
All jokes aside… SCORE 27
Jimbo to the rescue. SCORE 27
Beware the camel chip cookies… SCORE 8
Schrödinger’s gato SCORE 25
Gets spooky anyway… SCORE 25
No it’s Biden… SCORE 23
Ah yes. Starch coils. SCORE 26
Maybe he’s Bourne with it. SCORE 15
Cat maths SCORE 28
It’s her favorite movie… SCORE 22
Eggs with chocolate powder are an eggcellent choice. SCORE 26
When school starts again post C19… SCORE 22
That is quite the analogy, bud. SCORE 22
I am not prepared for the reality. SCORE 27
The fossil of a Kronosaurus SCORE 23
The lack of self awareness… SCORE 28
I can’t believe we’ve done this… SCORE 22
A receipt confirming the transaction of four thousand gallons of sesame seeds (more in the comments) SCORE 20
More like $60 SCORE 31
Emotional support kitty. SCORE 21
All dogs go to heaven… SCORE 21
Shuuuuunnnnnnn SCORE 27
At least you’re in the right place… SCORE 32
Vending machine in Japan designed to blend in with its surroundings. SCORE 28
You could just tell there was something about that one… SCORE 29
Your case is curry. SCORE 19
Oh so you’re just gonna kill our mom and leave? – Angry Deer, probably. SCORE 21
M O I S T U R I Z E M E SCORE 27
