A better way to pour orange juice. SCORE 111
Expecto Patrón. SCORE 15
Columbian Man SCORE 172
3 easy ways to die. SCORE 16
Nobody knows horsepower like I do. SCORE 116
How well I sleep… SCORE 70
Jurassic Park from the Velociraptors’ Perspective SCORE 216
Sherlock + Coke. Forever. SCORE 219
The red paperclip makes it SCORE 184
Pole dancing. SCORE 117
Five Doctors SCORE 175
Halloween costumes. SCORE 152
This sums up me and my friends SCORE -3
I eat when I’m depressed. SCORE 108
how lotr should have gone SCORE 15
Crayola Color Chart, 1903-2010 SCORE 137
Katy Perry fan. SCORE 175
This really turns me on… SCORE 14
Extroverts. SCORE 9
Crushes, Frozen Yogurt, and a Fake Game of Thrones Spoiler SCORE -1
Pump action bike SCORE 12
The $95 million penthouse in NYC. SCORE 145
Asexual is an orientation. SCORE 188
Huffpost fixes mistake, makes same mistake in Correction SCORE 11
Chipotle suckers! SCORE 120
My anaconda don’t want none, unless you defeat the Huns, son. SCORE 127
Hiding my hangover with sunglasses and a hoodie. SCORE 7
Leaving dishes in the sink. SCORE 148
How Do You Sleep At Night? SCORE 166
K-Mart in Detroit SCORE 125
Australians and their cricket SCORE 1
Nimble Cat SCORE 12
