I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
You’re leaving? SCORE 99
No. SCORE 88
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
How the internet works. SCORE 181
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
Dear Santa… SCORE 187
Every time. SCORE 123
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
Accurate. SCORE 174
Puppy! SCORE 107
40 years later. SCORE 121
Dis cat cray. SCORE 108
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Guys listen… SCORE 170
China vs Germany SCORE 295
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
