I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122
When penguins get married. SCORE 181
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Pardon me good sir. SCORE 150
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
Cat crazy. SCORE 99
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
Why English is hard to learn. SCORE 183
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
This needs to happen. SCORE 268
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
Finally. SCORE 344
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 122
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Accurate. SCORE 257
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
Puberty in England. SCORE 277
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212