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Maaa+not+now%2C+my+friends+are+looking
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+wait+for+the+holidays%26%238230%3B+to+be+over.
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Don%26%238217%3Bt+let+yesterday+use+up+too+much+of+today.
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Harry+Potters+IPhone
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
When+is+it+ok+to+ask+a+woman+if+she+is+pregnant%3F
When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122
When+penguins+get+married.
When penguins get married. SCORE 181
Why+I+like+pie+charts.
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Pardon+me+good+sir.
Pardon me good sir. SCORE 150
Your+argument+is+invalid.
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
Cat+crazy.
Cat crazy. SCORE 99
Says+Kanye%26%238230%3B
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
Why+English+is+hard+to+learn.
Why English is hard to learn. SCORE 183
How+women+choose+shampoo+vs.+How+men+choose+shampoo.
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
The+anteater+panda.
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
How+I+learned+to+mind+my+own+business
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
Chocolate+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+ask+silly+questions.
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
Hairdos+for+every+day.
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
This+needs+to+happen.
This needs to happen. SCORE 268
Punctuation+matters
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
Finally.
Finally. SCORE 344
The+Dark+Knight+surprises.
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 122
What+patience+looks+like.
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
How+I+punish+my+bike+when+it%26%238217%3Bs+been+bad.
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
An+American+soldier+and+a+kangaroo+in+1942.
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
Sometimes+on+the+way+to+a+dream%26%238230%3B
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
Assassin+Time.
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Accurate.
Accurate. SCORE 257
Yes%2C+get+pizza.
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Watching+my+parents+use+a+computer.
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
Puberty+in+England.
Puberty in England. SCORE 277
Gimme+all+yer+money%21+I%26%238217%3Bm+made+of+fire%21
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
The+most+unfortunate+inventor.
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
Oops%26%238230%3B+out+of+sexy%26%238230%3B
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
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The+dollars+must+flow.
The dollars must flow. SCORE 24
This+is+a+fun+game.
This is a fun game. SCORE 26
When+your+wife+watches+your+press+briefings.
When your wife watches your press briefings. SCORE 28
We+will+carry+on%21
We will carry on! SCORE 26
Glass+Gem+Corn%2C+and+yes+it+really+does+grow+like+that.
Glass Gem Corn, and yes it really does grow like that. SCORE 27
Turkey+sends+aid+to+Serbia.+On+the+boxes+a+quote+from+Rumi+includes%3A+%26%238220%3BThere+is+sun+after+darkness.%26%238221%3B
Turkey sends aid to Serbia. On the boxes a quote from Rumi includes: “There is sun after darkness.” SCORE 21
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