protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
5 days a week SCORE 45
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
important psa SCORE 44
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
cats always come first SCORE 27
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
pebble and roll SCORE 65
too late SCORE 38
bad ass SCORE 38
there were no survivors SCORE 37
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
oh wow SCORE 48
so true SCORE 37
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
must pet the pet SCORE 37
