I eat pieces of emoji like you for breakfast. SCORE 15
A piano moving company dropped a $100k Bosendorfer OR Tragedy in D# SCORE 20
Not all ice ice baby is flat. SCORE 26
Next move involves a flamethrower, bud. SCORE 23
Taking care of what remains. SCORE 25
Beer buds foreva SCORE 20
Cursed tindr… SCORE 26
When mum catches a draft… SCORE 30
Well you can’t argue with that… SCORE 21
Do the playlist shuffle! SCORE 24
CGI eyes can see, everything… SCORE 21
You weren’t supposed to do that! SCORE 21
U.S. Representative Pramila Jayapal held up a copy of the Constitution as she voted to impeach. SCORE 20
Biggest dicotyledon leaf ever found in the Amazon SCORE 24
Yes, please. SCORE 33
Activate the black light! SCORE 17
This farm shop has a working bee hive inside SCORE 23
MoooooOOOm… SCORE 25
caught during a shift change… SCORE 27
Moms against war. SCORE 32
W[oof]TF SCORE 33
Ban uber communication. SCORE 27
You’ve ruined my bath. SCORE 26
Some people understand science more than I. SCORE 26
PSA: When to hold the door SCORE 20
I mean, it’s pretty damn cute. SCORE 11
The internet is ruining me. SCORE 20
Satellite photo of the fires down unda SCORE 21
When giants get giant-er. SCORE 27
Attempts to stop shall only incur more laughter. SCORE 17
Ya’ll distasteful. SCORE 23
Thanks buddy SCORE 27