When you hate your neighbors SCORE 87
Miscommunication SCORE 88
The world’s worst roommate. SCORE 47
Suicide Squad trying to be edgy SCORE 101
Dale and his girlfriend SCORE 133
He belongs in the ocean SCORE 202
Pokemon Go is our only hope SCORE 185
Twist! SCORE 138
Are you the bottom of my laptop? SCORE 108
Should you trust people? SCORE 78
Nein times cuter SCORE 119
Wasn’t me SCORE 106
Parents are never satisfied SCORE 135
Not today. SCORE 205
Your value does not decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth. SCORE 66
So you like metal? SCORE 143
I’ll Just Look It Up SCORE 44
Whenever I embarrass myself SCORE 102
Yankee Doodle SCORE 85
Thermostat negotiations SCORE 87
Somethings not right here… SCORE 160
Did you know most of the elements that make up the human body originate from stars? SCORE 62
English is weird. SCORE 95
Liz… SCORE 123
July 11th 2016 SCORE 135
I bet he’s regretting that now. SCORE 144
Coffee, please. SCORE 22
My kind of bed SCORE -71
Is a bath relaxing for Michael Phelps? SCORE 151
Marriage is mostly about knowing which hand towels you can use… SCORE 100
So I haven’t worn shorts in a while SCORE 42
Sometimes I feel like people are reading my mind… SCORE 89