4 hours into the essay I’m suppose to be writing… SCORE 211
Coincidence? SCORE 87
A sloth’s life. SCORE 155
Espanlol. SCORE 138
jabba the cat SCORE 3
Oh you spent your welfare check? SCORE 112
Cyclops’ cat. SCORE 54
The people vs. Winter. SCORE 42
My reaction whenever I’m told to clean my room. SCORE 171
Camo cupcakes. SCORE 165
I’d live here. SCORE 225
The proof that we are soulmates. SCORE 170
maximum derp achieved SCORE 153
S’Morrissey. SCORE 0
Why you’re here. SCORE 171
payback’s a female dog SCORE 305
I bet onions are pretty insecure. SCORE 149
Hamster cheeks vs. Pretzel stick. SCORE 29
And now I taste test my foot… SCORE 140
Soon! SCORE 132
The new apple laptops SCORE 6
Now what? SCORE 174
Feeling down? SCORE 104
duckface SCORE -6
What it feels like when I try to flirt with girls. SCORE 106
Would not bang SCORE -9
Stephen Colbert on racism. SCORE 176
what obama looks like SCORE -9
I do this. SCORE 237
How your cat dies. SCORE 134
bender logic SCORE 7
Swag starter kit. SCORE 168