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Knock%2C+knock%26%238230%3B
SCORE 165
If+it+works%2C+it+ain%26%238217%3Bt+stupid
If it works, it ain’t stupid SCORE 25
Become+the+Time+Lord
Become the Time Lord SCORE 20
very+presidential%2C+IMO
very presidential, IMO SCORE 19
New+dad+initiation
New dad initiation SCORE 20
Good+thing+I+have+a+low%2A+deductible%26%238230%3B
Good thing I have a low* deductible… SCORE 29
Farmers+have+resorted+to+painting+the+fur+of+dogs+to+fool+monkeys+into+believing+that+they+are+tigers+to+save+their+crops
Farmers have resorted to painting the fur of dogs to fool monkeys into believing that they are tigers to save their crops SCORE 26
Slay+the+children+with+efficiency%21
Slay the children with efficiency! SCORE 23
The+art+we+needed.
The art we needed. SCORE 25
I%26%238217%3Bve+been+waiting+my+whole+life+for+this%26%238230%3B
I’ve been waiting my whole life for this… SCORE 29
We%26%238217%3Bre+gonna+need+more+napkins%26%238230%3B.
We’re gonna need more napkins…. SCORE 22
2020%2C+visualized.
2020, visualized. SCORE 23
Thailand+tent+markets.
Thailand tent markets. SCORE 27
You+sit+on+a+throne+of+lies.
You sit on a throne of lies. SCORE 18
It%26%238217%3Bs+alright%2C+I%26%238217%3Bve+got+four+more%26%238230%3B.
It’s alright, I’ve got four more…. SCORE 28
Death+Valley%2C+California+seems+wild.
Death Valley, California seems wild. SCORE 20
Metaphorically+speaking%26%238230%3B
Metaphorically speaking… SCORE 28
Am+I+the+only+one+disappointed+it%26%238217%3Bs+not+yellow%3F
Am I the only one disappointed it’s not yellow? SCORE 29
Go+home%2C+y%26%238217%3Ball.
Go home, y’all. SCORE 28
Doctor+Who+treated+him%26%238230%3B
Doctor Who treated him… SCORE 26
get+shreked+on.
get shreked on. SCORE 27
Bootleggin%26%238217%3B+101
Bootleggin’ 101 SCORE 23
You%26%238217%3Bre+hired.
You’re hired. SCORE 26
Fill+%26%238216%3Ber+up.
Fill ‘er up. SCORE 28
Pupper+power
Pupper power SCORE 24
Pinky+promise%21
Pinky promise! SCORE 19
Don+isn%26%238217%3Bt+sure+if+he+knows+Prince+Andrew+and+isn%26%238217%3Bt+a+yuge+fan+of+Epstein.
Don isn’t sure if he knows Prince Andrew and isn’t a yuge fan of Epstein. SCORE 11
Good+luck+out+there.
Good luck out there. SCORE 19
Coming+for+you%2C+Georgie%26%238230%3B
Coming for you, Georgie… SCORE 21
Crow+boys+are+quite+clever.
Crow boys are quite clever. SCORE 29
Bob+Marley+on+da+Banana.+Jah+banana+is+life.
Bob Marley on da Banana. Jah banana is life. SCORE 12
The+logic+checks+out%3F
The logic checks out? SCORE 31
Take+the+W
Take the W SCORE 33
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Wash+your+hands+after+going+to+the+bathroom%2C+otherwise%26%238230%3B.
Wash your hands after going to the bathroom, otherwise…. SCORE 16
Bilbo+Baggins%2C+everyone.
Bilbo Baggins, everyone. SCORE 206
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Someone+%26%238220%3Bslashed%26%238221%3B+my+tires.
Someone “slashed” my tires. SCORE 132
Female+body+builders.
Female body builders. SCORE -29
But+SAMMY%3F%21%3F%21
But SAMMY?!?! SCORE 229
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