too late SCORE 38
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
anchors away! SCORE 22
i am this dog SCORE 20
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
he made his choice SCORE 42
bad ass SCORE 38
teens with attitude SCORE 27
there were no survivors SCORE 37
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
pebble and roll SCORE 65
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
googly eyes make everything better SCORE 43
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
watermelon armor dog SCORE 23
5 days a week SCORE 45
they really are gentle creatures SCORE 36
i hope so! SCORE 21
