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When+your+crush+texts+you.
Thank+you+Kay%2C+super+astute+and+helpful.+You%26%238217%3Bre+hired.
Thank you Kay, super astute and helpful. You’re hired. SCORE 21
Cup+holders+are+overrated.
Cup holders are overrated. SCORE 26
Schrodinger%26%238217%3Bs+Dumpster
Schrodinger’s Dumpster SCORE 24
The+Nans+of+Nine
The Nans of Nine SCORE 41
Excellent+service+from+Shell
Excellent service from Shell SCORE 26
Genius+is+as+genius+dooes
Genius is as genius dooes SCORE 22
I%26%238217%3Bll+get+you+next+time%2C+voodoo+woman.
I’ll get you next time, voodoo woman. SCORE 26
Generic+juice+bag.
Generic juice bag. SCORE 30
How+to+be+paleo+properly.
How to be paleo properly. SCORE 33
This+is+the+Christ.
This is the Christ. SCORE 27
teeth+cronching.
teeth cronching. SCORE 23
You+complete+mua.
You complete mua. SCORE 27
Happy+b-day%2C+big+boy.
Happy b-day, big boy. SCORE 29
Grandmeme%26%238217%3Bs+eating+ice+cream+with+grandchildren.
Grandmeme’s eating ice cream with grandchildren. SCORE 27
The+absolute+audacity.
The absolute audacity. SCORE 27
The+FCC+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+care+about+your+ears.
The FCC doesn’t care about your ears. SCORE 29
Pizza+pizza%2C+in+deed.
Pizza pizza, in deed. SCORE 32
Extreme+sporting%26%238230%3B
Extreme sporting… SCORE 24
Blow+up+your+iPhone.
Blow up your iPhone. SCORE 21
Never+a+missed+opportunity%2C+that+one.
Never a missed opportunity, that one. SCORE 22
Scientifically+Proven+Bloodlines
Scientifically Proven Bloodlines SCORE 25
Let+them+teach+you%2C+too.
Let them teach you, too. SCORE 44
Words.
Words. SCORE 30
Dance+like+the+Egyptians+do%26%238230%3B
Dance like the Egyptians do… SCORE 24
Australian+Veterinary+Clinic+rescues+a+Golden+Possum.+They+named+him+Pikachu
Australian Veterinary Clinic rescues a Golden Possum. They named him Pikachu SCORE 31
I%26%238217%3Bll+pay+full+price%2C+thank+you.
I’ll pay full price, thank you. SCORE 25
Working+under+pressure+is+a+passion+of+mein.
Working under pressure is a passion of mein. SCORE 27
Think+again%2C+home+boy.
Think again, home boy. SCORE 26
Happy+holidays%2C+you+filthy+animals.
Happy holidays, you filthy animals. SCORE 27
A+time+for+zero+down+at+signing%21
A time for zero down at signing! SCORE 24
Be+cautious+with+advice%2C+generally.
Be cautious with advice, generally. SCORE 35
Closets+aren%26%238217%3Bt+so+bad%26%238230%3B
Closets aren’t so bad… SCORE 29
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The+chilly+box+is+becoming+self-aware%26%238230%3B
The chilly box is becoming self-aware… SCORE 26
Moving+parts+of+an+off-shore+oil+rig.
Moving parts of an off-shore oil rig. SCORE 16
How+else+do+you+expect+me+to+keep+in+contact+with+my+preschool+teacher+I+never+contact%3F
How else do you expect me to keep in contact with my preschool teacher I never contact? SCORE 41
Don%26%238217%3Bt+be+evil%26%238230%3B
Don’t be evil… SCORE 22
The+Zoom+wars+of+2021
The Zoom wars of 2021 SCORE 35
That%26%238217%3Bs+a+lil+lame%2C+bro.
That’s a lil lame, bro. SCORE 26
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