The key to marriage. SCORE 15
Never argue with children. SCORE 236
Always find your birth parent! SCORE 9
Whenever I stub my pinky toe. SCORE 109
Yes Phil, yes SCORE 184
Do want. SCORE 156
Perfect fit SCORE 174
Justin Timberlake. Past and present. SCORE 165
that’s not how you play a piano, pete SCORE 15
A glitch in the matrix. SCORE 189
Tricera-Hi-Tops SCORE 131
Stupid or smart? SCORE 212
Heroes. SCORE 169
Gay penguins become adoptive parents. SCORE 0
A glitch in the matrix. SCORE 189
I hate it when people do this!!! >:( SCORE -9
Forgive me, Fluffy… SCORE 155
Roly poly polar bears. SCORE 16
Why I won’t go camping… SCORE 16
the thing about that is… SCORE 17
What Canadians wish for… SCORE 108
Stand up against racial stereotypes. SCORE 162
Brazil vs. Germany. SCORE 23
When your bags are over the weight limit at the airport. SCORE 203
This cat is my workout soul mate. SCORE 129
Meanwhile, in the wilds of Wal-Mart. SCORE 19
1,042 SCORE 139
2 AM is the best time to draw, right? SCORE 19
I love getting packages! SCORE 149
When you realize you’ve made the wrong choice… SCORE 1
When someone tries talking to me while I’m watching Harry Potter! SCORE 135
Beverage logic. SCORE 189