When you put a Starbucks next to a basketball court. SCORE -8
Every time I open a card from my grandma. SCORE 85
I’m feeling lucky! SCORE 18
How my wife waits for homemade cookies. SCORE 151
Doing dips. SCORE 132
12 Ways to Tie Your Shoe Laces SCORE 141
quiet fives SCORE -3
My flat has a mouse… SCORE 181
My sister’s creepy two-legged cat. SCORE 13
Thriller. SCORE 137
clap your Hans SCORE 14
Teeth so white they can’t dance. SCORE 129
Get a life, Man! SCORE 249
Uncultured swine, indeed. SCORE 332
BLEEHHHHHH SCORE 149
Wal-Mart cake SCORE 170
government logic SCORE 11
Agent T SCORE 260
Go ahead. Try to pet my belly. SCORE 9
I Point and Laugh at Archaeologist SCORE 202
Edinburgh, Scotland SCORE 135
Are you Misha Collins? SCORE 340
School notes. SCORE 255
What torture. SCORE 190
Shooting Stars SCORE 14
No officer… SCORE 146
That’s a valid point SCORE 252
The old switcharoo. SCORE 18
Water is wet SCORE 26
Stephen Hawking and John Oliver SCORE 173
Putin might actually be a Bond villain. SCORE 161
This is my song! SCORE 90
