When I hear a mosquito in my room. SCORE 110
My favorite activity. SCORE 151
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
I’m not a procrastinator… SCORE 101
Take more pictures… SCORE 91
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
Behind the scenes of Harry Potter. SCORE 460
Cats are jerks. SCORE 127
There are two kinds of people in this world. SCORE 119
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 89
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 54
Like a boss. SCORE 222
Highly suspicious. SCORE 190
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
I used to be a Jedi… SCORE 159
Oh stop it, you… SCORE 63
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 157
Logic. SCORE 188
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 91
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
Getting older. SCORE 142
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
Om nom… Wait… SCORE 60
Yeah, right. SCORE 148
How rainbows start. SCORE 36
Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
From the hippos’ perspective. SCORE 235
Like a boss. SCORE 288
Perks of being an English major SCORE 176