I want cookie. SCORE 129
I know kung fu. SCORE 148
I never got your text. SCORE 178
A well balanced diet. SCORE 241
Breaking news: HOVER BOARDS! SCORE 202
When I plank, you plank, we plank. SCORE 199
Moustacha. SCORE 154
How to speak like Kristen Stewart. SCORE 214
Wild sneeze cometh… SCORE 79
Har har har. SCORE 225
Get in one little fight. SCORE 261
Fencing… also for old people. SCORE 165
Remember you’re not alone. SCORE 220
A cat’s life. SCORE 106
90s nerd vs. 2011 hipster. SCORE 204
Hearing aids. SCORE 277
Atheists pick and choose their morals. SCORE 387
Sorry Pacman… SCORE 170
Highly suspect… SCORE 54
Vincent Van Gogh to Disneyland. SCORE 98
Bill Gates is a ninja. SCORE 197
Well played. SCORE 152
Words. SCORE 261
Bacon. SCORE 214
Flight paths. SCORE 207
Royal-tea. SCORE 201
Wuv. SCORE 154
Meanwhile in America… SCORE 142
You’re fired! SCORE 191
Do want. SCORE 192
Beware of Limbo Dancers! SCORE 142
The juggling drummer. SCORE 216